A cat died of of old age and on arrival in Heaven, met an angel who asked if there was anything he`d like.
"I`d like a soft cushion to rest my old bones on" the cat replied.
Some mice who had also been sent to Heaven, were asked the same question.
"Some roller skates, so we can get around more easily" they chorused.
Later the angel asked the cat how he was getting on.
"Very well, thank you, and the Meals on Wheels are delicious".